November 22, 2017

Chloe's New Name

After agonizing over the decision for days, Chloe finally has a new name!

Meet Piglet.

Piglet because:

She snorts when she's happy.

She snorts when she's eating.

She snorts when she's waking me up in the mornings.

Piglet because she has pink, floppy, speckled, piggy ears.

Piglet's sweet, Piglet's smart, and Piglet's sassy.

But also, dumb as a rock.

I love every facet of her.

Love you, Piglet.


Hope you all have a love-filled holiday with family and friends, or whoever brings you joy.


November 13, 2017

Pup of My Heart

Hello, Friends!

I'm back.

I can't believe it's been over a year since I've blogged.

This past year has been rough on me.

I was going through some huge life changes and then had my heart broken.

That's all (mostly) behind me now.

I might talk about it in the future. Or, I might not. I'm not sure yet.

But, what I will say is, I have a new bundle of joy in my life, and she's the greatest.

I adopted her on November 5, 2017 and she's my love.

She came to me as Chloe but I don't think that name fits her personality.

If you have any suggestions, let me know!

I'm glad to be back.

More to come soon.


June 21, 2016

How Many Double Chins Can I Make?

I like to play a game called, "How Many Double Chins Can I Make?"

And I've been playing it a lot lately.

Because when strangers on the street tell me to smile more, I give them The Double Chin.

When a colleague answers my question like this:

I give them The Double Chin.

And when someone beats me to the free platter of cookies at work and takes all the good ones, I double The Double Chin.

"Get out of my way."

Which usually results in this:

That's not a Double Chin. That's just me in a food coma.

How about you? When do you give people The Double Chin? How many Double Chins can you make? Go forth and be prosperous. And show me your Double Chins.