November 13, 2017

Pup of My Heart

Hello, Friends!

I'm back.

I can't believe it's been over a year since I've blogged.

This past year has been rough on me.

I was going through some huge life changes and then had my heart broken.

That's all (mostly) behind me now.

I might talk about it in the future. Or, I might not. I'm not sure yet.

But, what I will say is, I have a new bundle of joy in my life, and she's the greatest.

I adopted her on November 5, 2017 and she's my love.

She came to me as Chloe but I don't think that name fits her personality.

If you have any suggestions, let me know!

I'm glad to be back.

More to come soon.


June 21, 2016

How Many Double Chins Can I Make?

I like to play a game called, "How Many Double Chins Can I Make?"

And I've been playing it a lot lately.

Because when strangers on the street tell me to smile more, I give them The Double Chin.

When a colleague answers my question like this:

I give them The Double Chin.

And when someone beats me to the free platter of cookies at work and takes all the good ones, I double The Double Chin.

"Get out of my way."

Which usually results in this:

That's not a Double Chin. That's just me in a food coma.

How about you? When do you give people The Double Chin? How many Double Chins can you make? Go forth and be prosperous. And show me your Double Chins.

April 1, 2016

Anniversay Giveaway + Passwords Part Deux

I went to the Genius Bar recently.

Because my iMac wouldn't power on at all.

It's why I've been MIA on the blog lately.

One thing I didn't realize they do when they take your computer for servicing is that the Geniuses will want to know your password.

Remember that time when I said my passwords are a little immature?

I didn't think I'd actually have to own up to it in public.

Face to face with someone.

When the Genius asked me for my password, this was my reaction:

"My password?

"Ha, um, it's um . . . "

"It's poopsicle. Heh."

I then said, "How embarrassing," and the Genius said, "I've seen worse."

I swear my next password will not contain the word poop.

In other news, today's the anniversary of my blog! I can't believe I've been putting my stories on the web for two years now. Time really flies by. To celebrate, I'm giving away a little present, a $50 gift card from American Express. Enter in the Rafflecopter widget below. Good luck!

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Giveaway ends April 30, 2016 at 11:59pm EDT.

This is NOT an April Fools' joke!