[TBT] How to Pick Up a Girl, Tip #2

It's Throwback Thursday today and that means another old post from Monkey Whimsy. Thank you for allowing me to indulge in my nostalgic whims.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011
How to Pick Up a Girl, Tip #2

Boys, you should wear your pants so low that your buttocks stick out over the waistband of your pants.

So that when you bend over, your moon crack is laid bare for all the world to see.

Because you know, girls love a great ass.

[TBT] How to Pick Up a Girl, Tip #1

On my previous blog, I had a series of posts called "How to Pick Up a Girl" that was a way for me to vent about the puzzling and sometimes unbelievable habits that some guys in New York City had. Seeing as how a huge portion of my hits were on these posts, I'm guessing a lot of guys were googling for real tips and instead, got me. Sorry, guys.

I loved the series and am thinking about starting it up again on this blog so, for TBT, here's the first "tip" on how to get the girl of your dreams.

Monday, August 8, 2011
How to Pick Up a Girl, Tip #1

Insert your finger up your nose and pick it really hard while waiting for the train to arrive.

Beause you know, girls like guys who work hard.

So sexy.