June 21, 2016

How Many Double Chins Can I Make?

I like to play a game called, "How Many Double Chins Can I Make?"

And I've been playing it a lot lately.

Because when strangers on the street tell me to smile more, I give them The Double Chin.

When a colleague answers my question like this:

I give them The Double Chin.

And when someone beats me to the free platter of cookies at work and takes all the good ones, I double The Double Chin.

"Get out of my way."

Which usually results in this:

That's not a Double Chin. That's just me in a food coma.

How about you? When do you give people The Double Chin? How many Double Chins can you make? Go forth and be prosperous. And show me your Double Chins.

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